Revamped Global Finance System

Dear Members,

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow, hence in-order to initiate the regime of planning our markets and structuring the processes, we have laid down some additional parameters to govern the major business activities. The same are explained below for your guidance:

1. Fund Transfers
   
   Beginning now, all the interwallet fund transfer services (cross-line, downline or upline) have been halted. The same has been necessitated to facilitate easy finance management as well as to avoid fraudulent transactions.
   
   
2. Cross Border Transactions (CBT)
   
   - Crossline or third party sales of USD eVouchers are possible within the same country (except for India).
   
   - Cross border transactions can be facilitated as long as the new sign up is placed in downline of the originating account.
   
   - Use of vouchers and wallet is not allowed in restricted countries even if the new account is to be placed in the downline of the voucher’s or wallet's originating account. This is in accordance with our Cross Border Policy as announced earlier. Also be informed that we have added Kazakhstan, South Korea and United States to our list of restricted countries which is as follows:
   
   India
   Mongolia
   United States
   Indonesia
   Malaysia
   Philippines
   Kazakhstan
   South Korea
   Russia
   Bangladesh
   South Africa
   
   It is also to be noted that we have disallowed placement of any international positions from restricted countries. Should you have prospects in other countries willing to join your group, the positions should be placed from their respective countries.
   
   - Use of vouchers from restricted countries to another countries (except for India and other restricted countries) is permissible.
   
   
3. Account Verification
   
   In order to thwart the online fraudulent activities, we have amended the backoffice in such a manner that now all accounts will have to first undergo Document Verification process before they can be get access to Financial Manager, Booking Manager and eVouchers sections. If at any point of time, it is discovered that the information furnished for verification purpose has been tampered with; all the user accounts pertaining to the defaulter shall be terminated.
   
   
4. Document Verification
   
   To get your account Verified, furnish one of your certified photo ID’s which shows your full official name, current address and DOB (Date Of Birth). If a document doesn’t suffice all the criteria, then you may also add more documents and combine them to make a file which should not exceed the maximum file size limit of 5 MB. Also make sure that the uploaded document(s) are colored scanned copies of the original documents.
   
   Please be informed that it is mandatory to upload both your ID proof as well as your address proof to get your account verified. Any insufficient information or incorrect document would lead to rejection.
   
   To upload a document in your backoffice, follow the steps as given below:
   
   Backoffice > Profile > Status > Upload File
   
   
5. New Signups through eWallet Payments or eVouchers.
   
   One would not be able to use an eWallet for a new sign up if the eWallet account in use is not verified by our Verification Department. The same is true for ID placements made through eVouchers also.
   
   Please be informed that all existing vouchers of unverified owners in our system can not be used until and unless the voucher owner gets verified. Hence, it is mandatory for all users to get your account Verified before you can gain any financial benefits.

Feel free to contact us at anytime, should you have any queries.


Sincerely,

ird_mdo

Security Tips

Dear TVIites,

In continuation to our previous announcements about revamped Global/Indian backoffice systems, we would like emphasize and reiterate a few things for your better understanding of the new system in place. Please cruise through the pointers as given below:

1. Financial Transactions
   
   
   • Fund Transfer - As announced, we have disabled all sorts of inter-wallet funds transfer services for all types of accounts (USD/INR) and the same will remain active until any further updates.
     
     
   • eVouchers
     
     
     • Indian System
     
     
     1. USD Vouchers - USD vouchers from the old Indian accounts cannot be used for registrations in India. However, one can use them for placement of international downlines apart from the restricted countries. Please refer to the list of restricted countries as provided in the next section of this announcement.
        
        
     2. INR Vouchers - INR Vouchers can be used for registration of Indian accounts only. Crossline or third party use of eVouchers has been barred and is not allowed in India.
        
        
     • Global System
     
     
     1. Use of eVoucher(s) by Cross-line or Third Party within the same country is allowed.
        
     2. Cross border evoucher/wallet transactions are allowed if the new sign up is placed in the voucher owner's downline.
        
     3. International eVoucher transactions for placements in restricted countries is not allowed even if the new account is to be placed in downline of the voucher owner.
        
     4. Using a restricted country account’s evoucher in any other country (apart from India) is permissible as long as the new sign up is being placed in the originating account’s downline.
        
        
2. Restricted Countries
   
   In order to thwart fraudulent activities and illicit financial transactions, we have disallowed flow of funds from other countries to restricted countries. This step has been taken in the best interest of our distributors in these countries and worldwide. However, this still doesn’t stop one from spreading out and creating bigger global networks. All it does is protect YOU!
   
   For your reference, following is the list of restricted countries:
   
   India
   Mongolia
   United States
   Indonesia
   Malaysia
   Philippines
   Kazakhstan
   South Korea
   Russia
   Bangladesh
   South Africa
   
   
   
3. Document Uploading and Processing Time
   
   Due to a temporary hitch, there was a problem in uploading documents with size bigger than 1024 KB. Please be informed that the issue has now been resolved and now you can upload your documents with ease. Also, while uploading the file, please make sure that your file is of size as accepted by our system and that you have selected the correct file type. FYI, we have upgraded the file size limit from 5 MB to 10 MB.
   
   P.S. – The turnaround time for all document verifications is 72 business hours; however due to the recent change in finance system, we are receiving thousands of documents every hour and our teams are working hard to ensure they all get processed at its earliest. We seek your cooperation and patience in ensuring correct and timely approval of all documents and do assure you that the processing time would be matched to 72 hours within this week.
   
   

Hope this announcement clarifies all your doubts about the new system. However, in case you have any further queries or need assistance, you can contact with our Customer Service.

Sincerely,
ird_mdo

Takut Hamil

>>Seorang wanita cantik jelita sedang mengendarai mobil
>>sportnya di jalanan perdesaan, ketika terjadi sesuatu
>>dengan mesin mobil itu dan mobil itu mendadak berhenti.
>>Sampai matahari condong ke barat, ia tak berhasil
>>menemukan penyebab kerusakan mesin mobil itu.
>>Tapi untunglah tak jauh dari sana ada sebuah rumah.
>>Ia berjalan ke rumah itu dan mengetuk pintunya. Ketika
>>si petani pemilik rumah muncul, si wanita berkata,
>>"Pak, mobil saya rusak, dan ini hari libur. Saya tak
>>tahu lagi harus berbuat apa. Bolehkah saya bermalam di
>>sini, dan besok pagi pergi mencari montir ?"
>>"Hmm," kata si petani, "Kau boleh saja bermalam di sini.
>>Saya tak keberatan. Tapi hanya satu permintaan saya,
>>jangan coba-coba mengganggu puteraku Jed dan Luke."
>>Di halaman belakang rumah itu si wanita memang melihat
>>ada dua pemuda, yang kalau dilihat dari penampilannya,
>>mungkin berusia sekitar dua puluhan.
>>"Baiklah", kata si wanita.

>>Setelah masuk ke kamarnya si wanita tak kunjung tertidur.
>>Pikirannya terus terbayang kepada dua pemuda gagah yang
>>dilihatnya di belakang rumah itu. Dan ia mulai merasakan
>>sesuatu keinginan yang aneh muncul di dalam hatinya.
>>Begitulah, dengan mengendap-endap ia masuk ke kamar
>>kedua pemuda itu, lalu katanya berbisik, "Hei bagaimana
>>kalau kepada kalian kuajarkan suatu adat dunia ini ?"
>>"Eh-eh-eh," kata kedua pemuda itu bingung, ragu dan malu.
>>Lalu kata wanita itu lagi, "Hanya, saya tak mau hamil.
>>Karena itu sebelumnya kalian harus lebih dahulu memakai
>>karet ini."

>>Kedua pemuda itu dibantunya memasang karet itu. Dan begitulah,
>>ketiganya menikmati malam yang dingin itu dengan baik.
>>Empat puluh  tahun kemudian, Jed dan Luke sedang duduk-
>>duduk di kursi goyang di beranda rumah mereka.
>>Jed berkata, "Luke.." "Ada apa Jed", sahut Luke.
>>"Kau ingat 'kan wanita cantik jelita yang datang kemari
>>empat puluh tahun yang lalu dan mengajarakan kita tentang
>>adat dunia ini ?"
>>"Ya, ya, saya masih ingat," kata Luke.
>>"Hmm, apakah kau masih takut kalau ia hamil ?"
>>"Tidak, tidak. Saya sudah tidak takut dan tidak perduli
>>lagi apakah ia hamil atau tidak."
>>"Saya pun sudah tidak takut lagi," kata Jed. "Kalau
>>begitu, marilah kita lepas karet yang dipasangkannya itu."

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"Sop apa yang kalian buat ini?"
teriak seorang tamu.
"Bagaimana rasanya?" tanya pelayan.
"Seperti lem!"
"Kalau begitu sop ayam" jawab pelayan,
"sop kambing kami seperti sabun."
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Seorang salesman alat penghisap debu
menuju ke sebuah rumah. Diketuknya pintu depan.
Sebelum sempat nyonya rumah itu berkata
sepatah katapun, ia menghamburkan segala macam
kotoran ke karpet ruang tamu.
"Nyonya," katanya, "saya yakin akan kemampuan
mesin ini. Karpet ini akan bersih kembali dalam sekejap.
Jika nanti masih ada kotoran yang tertinggal,
saya bersedia memakannya."
"Kalau begitu," kata nyonya itu,
"mulailah makan. kami belum punya listrik."
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Sepasang suami istri ingin berlibur ke luar negeri.
Setelah menempuh perjalanan yang melelahkan,
mereka tiba di pelabuhan udara.
"Coba kalau tadi kita membawa piano,"
kata suami itu sambil menghela nafas.
"Piano? untuk apa piano?" tanya istrinya.
"Tiket pesawat itu kutaruh di dalamnya."
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Cassidy tua pergi menjumpai dokternya.
"saya mempunyai persoalan dalam
menuaikan hajat," katanya mengeluhkan masalahnya.
"Hmm, mari saya periksa, kata dokter.
Bagaimana dengan buang air kecil?"
"setiap pagi jam tujuh, seperti anak bayi."
"bagus, bagaimana dengan buang air besar?"
"setiap pagi jam delapan."
"lalu, dimana persoalannya?"
tanya dokter dengan terheran-heran.
"saya bangun jam sembilan, dokter."
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                KKN

Malaikat panik sebab pintu Surga tidak dapat dibuka
padahal diluar telah bergerombol calon warga.
Lalu Malaikat berseru adakah insinyur diantara para
calon warga untuk memperbaiki pintu Sorga.
Untung, pada hari itu ada Tiga Insinyur, satu dari Amerika,
satu dari Jepang dan satu daripada Indonesia.
Pertama Insinyur Amerika, dan setelah diperiksa, si Amerika sebut biayanya 900 dollar.
" Koq,  mahal " komentar Malaikat, " coba buat perincian!!!.."
"Ongkos pemeriksaan 200 dollar, 300 dollar buat
bahan dan 400 dollar ongkos kerja ..." Kata si Amerika.
Malaikat terus panggil si Jepang, dia periksa sebentar dan bilang
"biayanya 600 dollar,300 dollar ongkos bahan dan 300 dollar ongkos kerja".
Masih belum puas,  Malaikat konsultasi sama si Bos, dan dia pikir masih mahal.
"Coba insinyur Indonesia,  kan lagi krismon dan banyak yang di PHK, tentunya perlu duit,
pasti lebih murah ..." Insinyur Indonesia tanpa periksa pintu,
langsung jawab "Siap Malaikat, ongkosnya 5.00 dollar...!!!" katanya.
"Ach..., masih mahal juga ??!!
" Malaikat bingung.
Insinyur Indonesia maju sambil bisik di kuping malaikat, "Eh, malaikat,
dengerin..: gue baru fly 5.00 dollar....naik papan express gitu lho......!,
kalo mau ..., you dapat 1/2 , aku ambil 1/2...pas kan!!"
Malaikat : " ..???"

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